May 2012
20 posts
Walked for several hours to Castell Coch today...
Pic spam coming up.
edit: Pic spam took a couple of days. Just for added suspense, honest.
Facetious
One of my favourite words, for 2 reasons.The first, just look at the meaning:
fa·ce·tious/fəˈsēSHəs/
Adjective:Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
It’s what I do. All the fucking time. I can never take anything seriously. And the second is that it’s one of 2 words in the english language that has every vowel, in alphabetical order. How cool is...
This may be controversial, but...
I really think we should stop facilitating people’s obesity by providing them with mobility scooters. Seriously. Let the fat fucker walk, they obviously need the exercise.
I like to throw handfuls of birth control pills at...
Accidental, unplanned confetti.
The catalyst that caused the conflict.
April 2012
16 posts
Tell someone you love them today, because life is...
BREAD IS PAIN.
Soundtrack of my angst...
Sitting here listening to all the songs I used to be angsty to as a teenager. Proper whiny - “I think I have problems” - kinda songs. Ahhh, nostalgia.
It’s quite nice thinking that life has improved a fuck load since back then. Well, parts of life do still suck, I guess… But a whole lot has gotten better.
I remember that back then, I used to think ‘It’ll get...
Had a panic attack the other night...
I’d gone out to the WMC to see Cirkus Cirkör [saw a guy juggle chainsaws - pretty good show, over all. And AMAZING soundtrack - more on that later] and then afterwards, went to somebody’s birthday party.
Now, this person works with my girlfriend and I have met him a few times, but I wouldn’t say I know him. And it turns out he lives in a very small house. Which was crammed with...
On motivation, and reaching one's potential.
Aspergers is like standing in a thick fog. You know the rest of the world is out there, somewhere but you just can’t see it. And your world is probably bigger and better than most peoples’ worlds. But how do you get to it? You look into the fog and you can’t see where to put your next step. You’re too scared to try in case it all goes wrong. You know where you want to be,...
I'm more verbose than my autocorrect.
I often find that I type a word and my phone doesn’t even know it exists.
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Luke warm.
March 2012
19 posts
"Hello" is superfluous.
I prefer to jump in at the deep end of the conversation -
“Bye!”
People don't seem to use the word 'nowadays' that...
Shame. Makes me sound about 50 when I’m the only person I know who uses it =P
“One of the traps of adolescence is the sort of paranoid resentment that somehow...”
– This is what Asperger’s feels like. Always.
Feel left out on Topless Tuesdays because I don’t have boobs. Should I just post a pic of me with my knob out? =P
Thoughts on a postcard.
pinkphilosopher replied to your post: Dear People Who Keep Getting Paragraphs Of Text Tattooed On Them…
OMFG your name is Fenton?! Seriously? I mean really? Cool! Well done!
Haha. Thanks! I did little-to-nothing to earn that. I was just born with the name, not like I got to choose it =P Well, I kinda did. It’s actually my last name but it’s the only name I actually go by,...
Dear People Who Keep Getting Paragraphs Of Text...
You are not a book. Fucking stop it.
Love,
Fenton
P.S I’ve seen more original prose in tabloid newspapers than what you have tattooed across your chest.
Fuck you, Daylight Savings Time
I want my hour back.
Wow...
People are reblogging a photo of me. I am unsure as to why, but this makes me extremely happy. Also, hello new followers. Make yourselves at home. I post sporadically but I try my best to be amusing =P
Make that 3 followers.
Now my maths is slightly hinky.
Post 1 picture of my manly nipples, gain 2 followers. Simple nipple-based mathematics. Awesome.
Hello, new followers! Have you ever realised how superfluous men’s nipples really are? It’s not like we breast feed…
I've got a paper bag but you've got the one with...