If I had the power to turn invisible at will, I think I would spend over 50% of my time beating up mimes…

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Deadpool socks! Gonna spend the whole day breaking the fourth wall.

Deadpool socks! Gonna spend the whole day breaking the fourth wall.

bunrobot:

"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image

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mymodernmet:

Japanese artist Azuma Makoto recently ventured to Nevada’s Black Rock Desert to launch a 50-year-old pine bonsai and a colorful floral arrangement into space. The mission, titled Exobotanica, aimed to explore the transformation of the plants into exobiota (extraterrestrial life) in outer space.

reigning-darkness:

Metal albums with googly eyes
This never gets old, omfg

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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